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Moke Jaekle - Pan-Con CEO
Hi, I'm Moke Jaekle. Welcome to Pan-Con. We're a multi-national corporation
headquatered in Clarity, N.Y. We've got several divisions around the world and are partners with a number of other companies
on various joint ventures.
Pan-Con had very humble beginnings. It all started back in the 1970s..... when.... uh....
when.... well.... To be honest, although I have been with Pan-Con since the early days, I really never paid attention to the
business side of things. I was brought on as an actor in the early Pan-Con films. I know what you're thinking... porn films,
right? Well sad to say, they weren't porn films. But if they were, I would have won a frickin' Oscar! Or whatever the porn
version of the Oscar might be. Anyhow, I'm new here to this CEO postion and haven't even figured my way around the 35th Floor
here at Pan-Con H.Q., let alone reviewed the company history. I suggest that you check out somewhere on this goddamned website.
Lois, can I get a cup of coffee please? Thanks. Oh, and get Giberson on the
phone. Keep him on hold for thirty to forty minutes and then pretend to accidently disconnect him. Thanks.
Here's
my cloudy recollection of how Pan-Con came to be. First... Pan met Con. Then something happened. Milney wrote a play or a
poem or something. Rob made me laugh. I remember a possum and a tigger. Big Jim showed up. Jimmy optioned some scripts. Dune
Boy and Klotzy came by the house. Wayne & I took the waverunners out. And then at somepoint, I became CEO. Great story, huh?
In closing, I would like to invite you and your daughters
(ages 18-24) to come on by the Pan-Con offices anytime. I'll be around.
Peace out,
Moke
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Pan-Con Divisions
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Pan-Con Partners
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Pan-Con Productions
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Moke Adventures, Inc.
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The Pan-Con Chronicle
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The Moke Jaekle Golf Classic
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Pan-Con Records
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Camp Clarity
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Pancondom, Inc.
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Dune Boy Industries
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